M3 Soundboards!

Let's say you're making a prank phone call, and you forget one of the Three Rules of Prank Phone Calling (p. 55). The person manages to call you back. What do you do?

That's why you should have these handy M3 Soundboards loaded onto your computer and ready to go. Simply pick up the phone, hold up the phone to your computer speakers, and play one of these pre-recorded sound files. Then hang up the phone, and pray.

The person will be so confused that they probably won't call back -- and if they do, just repeat until they leave you alone.

  • Fax Tone. This will simulate a screeching fax machine, confusing people into thinking they accidentally dialed someone's fax number. Right-click to download!

  • Prerecorded error message. "The number you dialed is temporarily not in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please try your call again." (They won't.) Right-click to download!

  • Angry parent. Simulates a parent saying, "I'm really sorry about this, my kid has been playing around with the phone, and it won't happen again. I apologize. Excuse me, I've got to go take care of this. [Click]" Be sure to hang up immediately after it finishes. Right-click to download!